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"I'm all for Campaign Finance Reform! Those
corporate guys have been running roughshod over our
government for too long. It's time to clean the
special-interest corruption out of government!"
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"But Rep. Gallegly, if that's true, then what do
you propose to do with your $1 million campaign chest? No
challenger can ever raise that kind of money in a single
campaign season to wage a credible race against you with
such a fund."
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"Would you be willing to give up your campaign
chest and start from scratch at the start of each campaign
season, just like your challengers have to do?"
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"Did I mention that I put through a bill to put a
stop to the rampant production of animal snuff films?
Yessiree, thanks to my leadership, no sicko's going to get
away with stomping on a hamster on film again!" *
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